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Why, yes.

I am a bitch.

Ask a stupid question, and I'm going to give you a smartass answer. I've been on teh InTeRwEbs longer than you've been out of diapers. As in, look up the phrase "Cindy's Torment". I was there when it hit Usenet. (Let's just all be happy that was in the pre-picture era.)

Be happy I didn't tell you to fucking google it yourself.

*yawn*

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Oh yeah, and if you click on that button up there to sign up, I get $10. ^_^

I would really love to see this thing do well - if only to show the people at PayPal that they just can't keep raising their fees all the time, and screwing people with their "protection policies", and just keep getting away with it.
She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said "In that case I'll have rum and coca-cola
She said "fine"
And then in 30 seconds time she said
"I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you"
Well what else could I do?
I said "I'll see what I can do"
I took her to a supermarket
I don't know why
but I had to start it somewhere
so it started there
I said "pretend you've got no money"
but she just laughed
and said "oh you're so funny"
I said "Yeah
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here
Are you sure
you want to live like common people
you want to see whatever common people see
you want to sleep with common people
you want to sleep with common people like me?"
But she didn't understand
she just smiled and held my hand
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
'cos when you're laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall
if you called your dad he could stop it all
yeah
You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
because there's nothing else to do
Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along although they're laughing at you
and the stupid things that you do
because you think that poor is cool
Like a dog lying in a corner
they will bite you and never warn you
Look out
they'll tear your insides out
'cos everybody hates a tourist
especially one who thinks
it's all such a laugh
yeah and the chip stain's grease
will come out in the bath
You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control
and with nowhere else to go
You are amazed that they exist
and they burn so bright
whilst you can only wonder why
Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you'll never get it right
'cause when you're laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall
if you called your dad he could stop it all
yeah
You'll never live like common people
You'll never do whatever common people do
You'll never fail like common people
You'll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
'because there's nothing else to do
I want to live with common people like you.....


OMG SHATNER!!!
We put Stimpy to sleep. She was going downhill fast, and I wasn't about to let her suffer.

I miss her.

Pimping myself

i wanted a separate LJ to promote my Etsy store, so here it is!!

And now i'm going upstairs because it's late and i'm cold! LOL!

Open House time!!

Apologizing in advance for the spam on all of your friends pages. *grin*

It's time for my business' annual Open House this coming Sunday, December 4th, from noon to 4 pm.

If you are in Western New York, I'd love for you to stop by! (I'd love it even more if you bought something, lol).  I will have all of my soaps, lotions, bath & body, and soy wax candles available for purchase.

If you aren't local, from now until 11:59 pm on Sunday, you can use the discount code openhaus to get 10% off your entire order (except for shipping).

You can visit my website, Martinsville Emporium, for more details or to order. You can also order in advance if you're local, and choose the "Local Pickup" option, and I'll have your order packed and ready for you!

Thanks!!!

*shaking my head*

General notice to all the attention whores, drama queens, and gossip mongers.

i have a feeling that you're all watching my LJ with baited breath, waiting for me to say something about all this crap that has been going on over the past month.

Well go change your panties, 'cause i am about to speak, and i know you're just going to cream yourselves.Collapse )

Last night i had a dream

i took this guinea pig out of its cage because it was being overwhelmed by all these baby guinea pigs that weren't supposed to be there, and i was happily carrying it around for a while, but when it was time to put it back i couldn't find the cage. So i'm wandering around this gigantic pet store and there were lots of cages of other guinea pigs, but i couln't find the right one. And finally i asked someone else there, "Where did the cage with all the baby guinea pigs go?" and the woman said to me "Oh, those? They all devoured each other".

i've been pondering that dream all day.

And now i understand what it means.

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